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beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

  • Track Name

    Late Night Crew No. 5

  • Album

    Late Night w/Cry and Russ

  • Artist

    Lyrics/Sung by: Cassie W. Music by: Lou Bega

the-sassy-sister:

So I had an idea (that’s usually pretty dangerous for me) but I told Becky about it and she said to do it so here it is. Thank you Mr. Lou Bega for your fab 1999 music. (album art source)

Lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen
This is Late Night Crew No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody to the computers, come on let’s ride
In the car from Little Street Racers
Boys say they want some DnD
And I can’t wait to see ya!
Shenume, like I had last week
I must stay Leppy, ‘cause talk is cheap
I like Ricky P., Bree tha Z, Cheynne and Kirby
And as I continue you know they’re getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me, gaming is just like a sport
Anything Jundus, it’s all good
Let me pump it
Send in the trumpet

A little bit of Lady Red in my life
A little bit of Russ Money by my side
A little bit of Snake is all I need
A little bit of Scott Jund’s what I see
A little bit of Minx in the sun
A little bit of Pewds all night long
A little bit of Zeigsy here I am
A little bit of Cry makes me your fan

Late Night Crew No. 5!

Worms up and down and blown up all around
Sonica is the sound
Melee slam to the ground
Feud an’ Frands is fun and CS:GO, right?
Rust on the screen with Payday 2 on the side
Left 4 Dead once and Left 4 Dead twice
And if it looks like Stream then you’re doing it right

A little bit of Lady Red in my life
A little bit of Russ Money by my side
A little bit of Snake is all I need
A little bit of Scott Jund’s what I see
A little bit of Minx in the sun
A little bit of Pewds all night long
A little bit of Zeigsy here I am
A little bit of Cry makes me your fan

Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Late Night Crew No. 5!
(ha ha ha)

A little bit of Lady Red in my life
A little bit of Russ Money by my side
A little bit of Snake is all I need
A little bit of Scott Jund’s what I see
A little bit of Minx in the sun
A little bit of Pewds all night long
A little bit of Zeigsy here I am
A little bit of Cry makes me your fan

I do all I do
To play some games with kids like you
You can’t run and you can’t hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

Late Night Crew No. 5!

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happileeerin:

l0kasenna:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

castielismycherrypie:

ah-shiyt:

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

THIS FUCKING POST

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.

legit tears all over my keyboard.

WAIT WHAT 
I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM THE BOY’S 
OH GOD NO 

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